The Hate-Inducing Table
IS-0513
DESIGNATION: Sanc (LC/PY) CONTAINMENT PROTOCOL: The effects of IS-0513 diminish rapidly with visual distance. As such, all personnel are directed to avoid looking directly at the subject except for specific or approved research purposes.
As evidenced by the asinine decoration of IS-0513 with amateur, even garish carvings, and the flagrantly tasteless choice of materials, this subject was clearly created by a talentless 'craftsman' with no natural aptitude for carpentry, resulting in arguably the world's single worst piece of furniture.