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KIZZ Stickers??

To/From: tenderson@cascade.internal.gate, ppeters@cascade.internal.gate

Who keeps putting these KIZZ COLA stickers all over the place?

That would be Dr. Stern. He's been using the decal printer in the labs. He's a big fan of the drink.

Is this kind of obsession one of the side-affects when drinking KIZZ?

This kind of obsession is one of the side-affects of being Dr. Stern. If you didn't want people to drink it, you shouldn't have left it in the hallway.

Look, Petra, I think we've been clear about this, or as clear as we can about Jura-level subjects. It has 'decided' it lives there. We destroyed an entire hallway, and it just moved to a new one. If we demolish every office-like hallway in Australia, it would probably just turn up in New Zealand! The safest course is to let it stay where it is, educate people on its effects, and discourage use.

Good luck educating Dr. Stern.