OFFICE SUPPLY CROSSBOWS
To/From: rmoyer@cascade.internal.gate
This is a notice to all Cascade technical staff. We have received some complaints from team members about misuse of office supplies, up to and including creating improvised weapons for flinging projectiles across the cubicles. We here at GATE understand and commend your ingenuity as scientists -- after all, it's why you work here. But if you want to continue working in this department, knock it off. - R.M.