TELEPORTING RATS?
To/From: srein@cascade.internal.gate
ATTN: ALL STAFF As you know, we have had a bit of a rat problem throughout Cascade and my team is working diligently to solve the problem. This was all going quite fine until we saw, quite literally, A RAT APPEARED OUT OF THIN AIR. Purple light and thunderbolts. I thought we had a gas leak for a moment but we checked the security tapes. Look, we are perfectly capable of dealing with any rodent infestation on THIS planet, but if someone is teleporting rats in from Universe 432718 or god-knows-where, that is another matter entirely. If anyone has further information on where these rats are coming from, PLEASE LET US KNOW. Thanks, and best of luck with your science. - Stanley Rein, Janitorial Supervisor P.S. We caught one of the little fellas, if anyone needs it back.