Wonderland

Apologies for the delay, Derek. We spent longer in A188 than we intended. It really is an incredible place. We're still assessing the data, but I can tell you this much - we've got our work cut out, unravelling this one.

That may be so, Simon, but rhapsodizing won't get us any closer. I asked for a summary of findings. When can I expect it?

I'm returning to 188 shortly. I'll use Dr. Stern's relay system to dispatch the report as soon as I can.

Please ensure you do.

Derek, I have composed the list of which you spoke. It is Entire and Complete, and I believe you will be very much Delighted to read of their Comportment: the Young, and the not so young! Why, you may even find your own Name there somewhere. Have you been Nice, Derek? Or Naughty! You shall be rewarded like the rest accordingly!

Simon, what on earth are you saying? What list? Who are you talking about?

I am simply the Season's scribe, Derek! A mere Messenger, relaying as requested.

This is not what I requested.

Then you must have been Naughty, Derek!