Fuzzy
To/From: astern@cascade.internal.gate, dmanse@cascade.internal.gate
Derek, I've been using some of my spare time to review samples of IS-0255's fur. I know you requested I only update you with significant developments on this entity, but I have arrived at some very interesting conclusions, which I am CERTAIN will interest you.
Alright, Abe, but please just summarize and send them to me. The IS-0102 issue is rather dominating my attention at the moment.
Very well, Derek. I heard from Dr. Kale that Dr. Tang was having trouble taking pictures of the creature - the issue was image quality. On a hunch, I analyzed some of its hair using optical laser scattering, and noted some very unusual patterns. The hair itself has micro-facets, causing it to reflect certain visual wavelengths at obtuse angles. Do you understand what this means?
Abe, if you're trying to tell me that you have discovered Bigfoot actually is slightly blurry, I am VERY busy.